Uncle Webber is a marvel amongst modern men. He was born at some point in the 20th century we believe, the lone offspring of a nobel prize winning micro-biologist cum heavyweight boxing champion of the world, and an italian olympic gold medal winning figure skater. Due to their busy schedules Uncle Webber was frequently left to fend for himself growing up, which gave him his fierce independence and extreme resourcefulness. At the age of 15 Uncle Webber singlehandedly won the ashes back for England, after sailing to Australia in an upturned bath tub. His 20s were spent fighting communism and inventing a cure for smallpox. He had solved all Englands problems at some point in his 30s, and so made the move to New York to get started on the USA. You know those signs they just put up in the subway to tell you how long until the next train comes? You guessed it, that was down to Uncle Webber. He says your welcome. Uncle Webber enjoys theatre, photography, helping the homeless, assisting the development of under-privileged kids in Guam, fine red wine, and the company of interesting people.
Words frequently used to describe Uncle Webber:
Warm
Caring
Chiseled
God-like
definitely not miserable
