GREETINGS WEBBERFANS!

Ladies, it is 2013, and an extraordinary opportunity presents itself to you: Uncle Webber is single and looking for love!! Thats right, the most interesting man in New York City, nay the world, is available to you lucky ladies.

Please take a little time to browse through this state of the art website, and if you feel you have what it takes to be considered a suitable match for the legend that is Uncle Webber, get in touch.

Auntie Webber is out there and will be found in 2013!! Spread the word! pass on to your single friends! and most of all, good luck.

** uncle webber has nothing to do with the creation of this website

WEBBER FACTS

- Uncle Webber is fluent in every language spoken on earth, and 6 others.
- Uncle Webber chased all the snakes out of Ireland. 'But there are no snakes in Ireland!', I hear you cry. correct. Uncle Webber got rid of them all.
- Uncle Webber invented fighting, and felt bad about it, so later that same day he invented loving. He is a world class fighter, but better at loving.
- The Dos Equis man is actually Uncle Webbers less interesting cousin
- Uncle Webber beat Kim Jong Il at golf
- Uncle Webber was the Russian linesman in the 1966 World Cup final
- Uncle Webber has an excellent ass.
- Uncle Webber only needs 7 shirts, because thats how many continents there are
- Uncle Webber likes to watch movies alone. Everyone else takes far too long
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